tbh if that good omens radio adaptation turns out to be the best of queen on repeat for an hour over bbc radio 4 i won’t even be mad
I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.
They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.
Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
OCTOBER IS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS
Do not test Reza Aslan.
We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.
Nobody told me that @RezaAslan knew how to read.
(Not read as in books, but read as in reveal your scalp to the world.)
Because homie read Bill Maher, Don Lemon, Alisyn Camerota, Benjamin Netanyahu, and just about everyone else for points.
Hair all over the damn floor like it was a barbershop and nobody had a broom.
He got ALL his kee-kee’s in.
Transcription available here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/09/30/reza_aslan_mahers_facile_generalizations_of_islam_the_definition_of_bigotry.html
i thought these were real pictures at first
what you’ve all been waiting for: the televised adaptation of homestuck by everyone’s favorite childhood tv company!!!
this is physically painful
The quadrants are changed! Redrom is for boys <3 girl relationships only, and blackrom just means you had an argument and don’t understand the true power of friendship but it’s okay your ashen friend WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER.
All blood is fruit juice. They don’t die, they just spill juice on themselves.
Katherine wants to be best biffles with Vicki!
Theresa isn’t REALLY blind, and she doesn’t taste colors cause that’s Satanist. Vicki had a change of heart and let Theresa live happily!
Ed and Amy are getting married cause they kissed.
Eric got mad that Felicity wasn’t his super best friend anymore, so they were almost blackrom oh no! :C He knocked over her juice box.
Greg is a meanie. He’s knocked over a lot of juice boxes.
Karl is the happy-go lucky leader who shows them all the power of FRIENDSHIP.
he knocked over her juice box
'He/she knocked over their juice box' sounds like a euphemism for sex.
this scene really got me. I think it’s a perfect example of people’s views on abortions.
For 75 years 1000+ children have been sent into the arena to fight for survival for the enjoyment of the richest people. Then along with that there are a million+ children across the other districts living in abstract poverty. All of them too, fighting for survival. The chance for them to move up in the world is virtually impossible because they don’t have the tools to do so and the people above them have kept them down as much as possible.
However the idea that a foetus, a blob of cells, is at risk and suddenly they stand up and protest.
Too much value is placed on the unborn, and not enough on those already alive.
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID THE THING *THANK YOU*